Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse: Living, Writing, Probably Hitting the Crack Pipe Together

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This is bad. Dueling crackheads Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are not only writing songs together, according to reports, they are living together in London.

The Daily Star says A-Dubs recently invited the oft-troubled Libertines songwriter and Babyshambles frontman to stay with her. Definitely a smart decision.

Amy Winehouse Smokes

No word on when Lindsay Lohan plans to move in too.

A strung-out match made in Camden.

"Amy has really cleaned up her act and is now keeping an eye on Pete to make sure he's OK," a close source, who is clearly delusional or on as well, said.

"They want to write a song together about survival, love affairs, drugs, drink." Well, they certainly have enough experience with all those topics ... daily.

There's no way this can end well, right? We'd certainly be shocked if it did. It's unclear if Blaaaaaake or Reg Traviss are cool with the whole arrangement.

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@Free Britney, Thank you for my filling my prescription of early morning laughter. P.S.
For clarification purposes: Self destruction is no joke,but even one of our finest comedians Richard Pryor proved, some of the best laughter comes from the elements of truth.

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