Michael Lohan Threatens Lindsay's Lawyer, Manager

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Michael Lohan is a douche.

After Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, worked another legal miracle to spring Lindsay from jail on Friday night, Michael tore her a new one.

Why? Because Michael Lohan loves attention wants the best for his daughter and says she should have checked into rehab long ago. He just cares, man.

Do us a favor and get lost, Mike.

Mike left a voicemail and texts on Holley's phone on Friday, threatening to "blow you out of the water" and also threatening to "dig up dirt" on Shawn.

He told her to do Lindsay a favor and quit. In another text, Michael claimed Holley and Linds' manager, Lou Taylor, were destroying the Lohan family.

Holley, who could not be reached for comment, will not seek a restraining order. It's just Michael being Michael in all his limelight-loving loserdom.

At least he copped to it. Mike told TMZ, "It's true. I said those things ... but it’s spun. I wasn’t knocking Shawn for working all those hours ... I was knocking the fact that I told them to do this [send Lindsay to rehab] a long time ago."

"Just now they’re listening."


Namaste, Yeah, go away you prick! There will be a time that you find out you are not happy in Hollywood Babylon. And then it is to late. Then the media is all over you cause you were all over the media. Can't you see that you brainless lunatic. Leave Lindsay alone. Let her die in piece. Dying with a crazy father on your side is not an easy way of dying. Go make a rehab centre on the moon or something. But just go away. Ohm shanti.


Most family members would opt for privacy during all this turmoil
that is within Lindsay's life, instead her "infamous" dad chooses
to continuosly seek the spotlight on her behalf. She needed him as a "responsible" dad when she was growing up and learning how to become a woman more than she does now.With issues of his own,his advice is as worthy a fox guarding a henhouse.

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