Michael Lohan is a douche.
After Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, worked another legal miracle to spring Lindsay from jail on Friday night, Michael tore her a new one.
Why? Because Michael Lohan loves attention wants the best for his daughter and says she should have checked into rehab long ago. He just cares, man.
Do us a favor and get lost, Mike.
Mike left a voicemail and texts on Holley's phone on Friday, threatening to "blow you out of the water" and also threatening to "dig up dirt" on Shawn.
He told her to do Lindsay a favor and quit. In another text, Michael claimed Holley and Linds' manager, Lou Taylor, were destroying the Lohan family.
Holley, who could not be reached for comment, will not seek a restraining order. It's just Michael being Michael in all his limelight-loving loserdom.At least he copped to it. Mike told TMZ, "It's true. I said those things ... but it’s spun. I wasn’t knocking Shawn for working all those hours ... I was knocking the fact that I told them to do this [send Lindsay to rehab] a long time ago."
"Just now they’re listening."