Michael Lohan wants a Britney Spears-style conservatorship in place so that he may control his troubled daughter Lindsay Lohan's entire life going forward.
He already makes everything about him. Why not make it legal! Attorney David Chon and MiLo will file conservatorship papers within the next few days.
Whether a judge agrees to the proposal is another matter.
Lindsay Lohan's worst nightmare: Her dad. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
The differences between Britney's situation and Lindsay's are that Britney was truly losing it mentally, and that Jamie Spears is a reasonably respected guy.
Jamie, Brit's dad, is mild-mannered and never sought attention or money from his daughter. Michael Lohan is a Class A douchenozzle who exploits Linds.
He's also a convicted criminal who's served time. Like father, like daughter ...He's not an idiot, though (well, not entirely). Sources say he knows a judge won't make him the conservator personally, so he has two others in mind.
Who, we have no idea. But he doesn't want that enabler Dina Lohan or Linds' business manager, Lou Taylor, to do it, since "they're in it for themselves."
That's probably pretty accurate. It takes one to know one.
Lindsay is currently in rehab, which is perhaps pointless.