Levi Johnston is as shocked as we are that Bristol Palin is going to be on Dancing with the Stars this season, but he's got an additional, personal reason:
Throughout two engagements (2008-09, then again briefly this summer) and the entire time they dated in high school, she didn't dance with him once.
Well, with the exception of the horizontal mambo. UP TOP!
Mark Ballas, left, is seen here rehearsing with Bristol Palin this week. Despite Mark grinding on his baby mama, Levi Johnston wishes them luck. [Photo: ABC]
Levi claims he has "nothing but warm wishes" for Bristol, who wants to set an example for moms, on the show. That's nice. So will he take over baby care?
Not remotely. Lil Tripp has moved to Los Angeles with Bristol while Levi works on his own show back home in Alaska. Running for mayor is a full time gig.
Bristol Palin, who has already hired a nanny to watch Tripp as she practices for the September 20 premiere, will probably get a few more votes than Levi.
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