Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

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Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

As always, THG is here to break down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from "All in the Family" in its patented plus-minus recap below ...

Angelina and Jose

Poor Jose. Fool's getting straight up played by Angelina.

Angelina smushing Vinny while sort of dating Jose pissed off everyone in the house. Except Ronnie, who says she's got game. Hey, he's not a hypocrite! Plus 8.

The Situation is incredulous, calling her "the Staten Island Ferry ... everybody gets a ride, and it's free." LOL, but Minus 3, because "his boy" Ron is the same.

Snooki on Ange: "You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it." So wrong on so many levels. Minus 19.

Vinny's family visits from NYC, including his Uncle Nino, a Jack Nicholson-esque O.G. (Original Guido) who babbles incoherently and gestures excitedly. Plus 7.

"I'm in heaven," Nino says in one of his few decipherable statements. If heaven is a hot tub jam packed with dudes and J-Woww's fake boobs ... run. Minus 3.

Nino calls The Situation The Sanitation. Inaccurate, but hilarious. Plus 5.

As he and Sitch debate which girls shall be taken home, Pauly D insists: "Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday." Plus 4.

After a 6:30 a.m. booty call, Pauly's girl arrives, solo, dropping a bomb on The Situation in a melodramatic voice: "All my friends are grenades." Plus 14.

Pauly D Shirtless
Vinny and Angelina

Pauly and Vinny met some wife-caliber ladies last night. Not Angelina.

Angelina is saved by the age-old confusion over the phrase "hooking up." Jose thinks she and Vinny merely kissed. Give it up for lying through omission. Plus 9.

We just noticed that this episode features very little of Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola! What an unexpectedly awesome development, and worth Plus 5.

It's always been a fine line between amusing and downright misogynistic with him, but The Situation is firmly in the latter category now. It's revolting. Humping people at clubs? Front row seats for a smash session? Shiver. Minus 21.

Just to show they're not all bad, Vinny and Pauly meet some girls they genuinely like and decide to go all-in wining and dining them. Because plenty of girls may be smash worthy, but the rarest of roses must be wifed up. Plus 7.

Minutes after describing himself as "bank," that institution is apparently in foreclosure, because Ramona is a no-show. Our man has been stood up. Minus 6.

Whoa, Pauly D's hair is a mess! Man down! Minus 5. He and Ronnie rally around Vinny as only they can, encouraging him to purse rebound smashing. Plus 2.

TOTAL: +4. SEASON TOTAL: +111.

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hay, you guys are so hot and cool. I seen all your movie and I know you guys fight, kiss, cook some food, talk each other and go to the party. But all your movie are so cool. And I heard that be cool. So ya be cool.

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Hey good for them they need to meet some nice girls ... not some one like Angelina the Staten Island Ferry.... where anyone can take a ride... she is an ugly bitch... Pauly you are the best looking one in the bunch then comes Vinny and Ronnie,and the Situation needs to come down a notch your are ok not the best you are hung up on yourself.....

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angelina is a dirty bitch, but as this recap accurately notes, so is the situation and ronnie. in fact he's much worse. at least ronnie doesn't apply a double standard.

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Another wild and crazy episode from the young cast of the Jersey Shore. Never fails, this group is always up for some kinda action, be it between roomies or some strangers on the street/in the club. What needs to be done, is toss all three of the ladies into the hot tub and let them go after each other, straighten out all of the differences once and for all in a hot tub battle royale.