Jennifer Aniston: I'm Back With John Mayer (According to Made-Up Tabloid Quote)!

Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer ... according to a magazine that just plain invents all its celebrity gossip news. But hey, we'll run with it if you will!

This rumor will not die. Exactly a month ago, we reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were back together under similarly made-up circumstances.

The douchebag denied it, and told the Huffington Post they can eff off. But why let that stop you if you're OK! Magazine and it's a slow news week? Exactly.

I'M BACK WITH JOHN ... said an unpaid intern.

The magazine says that after more than a year and a half apart, America’s sweetheart and music’s bad boy are giving their love another try! What a surprise!

Jen’s friends hate her old squeeze, OK! says, but she can’t live without him! There was a fake secret rendezvous at The Ritz that reignited their romance, too.

We eagerly await John's self-righteous rebuttal.