Inmate Sues the Kardashian Sisters for "Extreme Emotional Distress"

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D.J. Goodson is our new hero.

The Pennsylvania prison inmate has filed a lawsuit against Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian because he claims he was forced to watch episodes of their reality shows and the result was "extreme emotional distress." Dude, we know how you feel.

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Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have no regard for their affect on inmates across the country.

In the lawsuit filed in federal court, Goodson went into detail about his scarring as a result of viewing the following Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami developments:

  • Kim fighting in a celebrity boxing match.
  • Kourtney ranting like an insane person.
  • Khloe referring to her son as "the black baby."

The prisoner is seeking $75,000 in damages as due to the mental injuries suffered at the hands of the "outrageousness of actions" undertaken each week by these siblings.

If Kim can get paid five times that for literally standing on the red carpet of a party, this seems like a fair amount for someone stuck hearing about Khloe's vagina, doesn't it?

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can i sue him for making me pay for his shit? he did the crime but my money has to pay for his sins and he gets to watch tv while i struggle to pay my cable bill??? how does that make any sense...

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He should sue for being forced to watch The Mascara Whore Show.

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Stop suing the K sisters..i mean those gals are brilliant ...i love them and the make life feel good.This guy should not have been in prison in the first place...Thats the best show eveer ...go gals

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Think someone wants his own reality show.....watch this space
:)

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I ususally dont comment on these things but I wanted to correct the article... 'Khloe' was ranting like an insane person and 'Kourtney' referred to her son as the black baby.. Thank you

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this inmate is so studip i watch the show and im not stress out maybe he's in the jail for something he did and he's blaming on them not right

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you should all kill yourselves for being uneducated. no ifs, ands, or buts.... put a gun to your head and pull the fucking trigger.

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Seriously right now? Is this a total joke? LOL!!! I love these girls, they are so funny! I love how they talk and exaggeratte things sometimes and how they are so close as sisters (and as a whole family) and talk about things and resolve problems. One of the best reality shows I've ever seen. They are so gorgeous on top of it all, talented, and hard workers. This guy in prison that is suing them is just ridiculous. Come on, is this for real?

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i agree with you hearther i love keep up with kardashian and it don't have distress

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OMG!!! He is an inmate! Why is he getting to watch a channel that most of us have to pay for on our cable bills? Loser, grow the hell up! Turn the channel to one that teaches that stealing, murder, abuse (drugs or any other) are all ILLEGAL!

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