Heidi Montag Holds Comically Huge Breasts Tight, Pretends to Experience Wardrobe Malfunction
by Free Britney at .Oh, Heidi Montag. We missed you.
This photo spread of the surreality star frolicking in the ocean, wearing next to nothing and clasping her ginormous fake boobs is a throwback to the good ol' days.
Heidi went for a dip in Costa Rica last week and - wouldn't you know it - her bikini simply wasn't strong enough. But, thankfully, she barely staved off disaster!
Crazily, cameras captured the whole thing:
Poor Heidi. Can't a girl just go for a swim in peace without paparazzi clamoring for the shot of her two-piece falling off? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
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Comments (7 Total)
I like u r brast i kiss u r brast only one time plz
Hi,darling ! I want to kiss your big boobs..... ....Jeevan.
Too bad that the only work that she hasn't had done is a Brain Enhancement. THAT she could really use. Of course I guess she would need a brain in the first place in order to enhance it, wouldn't she? Maybe she could get a brain transplant instead, like from a five-year-old. That would be an huge improvement over what she has at any rate.
she really makes me sick! she so damn fake from head to toe!! like i think she has ADHA!!lmfao
Well, at least she'll never drown. She has built-in buoys.