Happy Birthday, Charlie Sheen... NOT!
Charlie Sheen turns 45 years old today.
Sadly, that number does not also reflect the number of days this actor was forced to spend behind bars for his December 2009 confrontation with wife Brooke Mueller.
Despite numerous reports that said Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat and threw her around like a rag doll, Sheen got off with a month in rehab... and a raise from CBS to remain a member of the Two and a Half Men cast!
Therefore, instead of asking readers to send in their birthday wishes, let's change it up: submit your best Sheen insult to THG today and don't hold back. Really let this loser have it!
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September 16th, 2010 10:21 AM
hey charlie happy bday i hope it's a great one i dont hate you love you charlie and the show and alan have a great one have a great party
September 3rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Charlie Sheen HAPPY BIRTHDAY! TE AMO MAIS QUE TUDO!
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September 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen
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Beloved spirit how much you are like all the birds of prey that fly west every year, a fungus only watches from below, and you soar through pages of nest in other people words of desire, curiosity and curses, how worst and best for a man, more beautiful, you are to fans and are not too, sad obsessed angry people,, like rocks of rages or balls of flowers aimed straight for you head, and I can’t catch you, and I miss you, I see you and can’t be you and I kiss you and won’t meet know you, and pretend I saved you and can’t free you, because everything is only in my mind, a sick sad place tossing, and I’m butter balling, in margarine, please eat me because I wanted to be your taste, and I could care less, if I’m thrown, chewed up and spit out, and replaced, and I shout, I shout inside because it’s only keys played out to stages in pastes, spelling corrections and short frames,, if all else, I could not be great or wear
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September 3rd, 2010 1:52 PM
How does a cest pool like Two and a Half Men survive?
September 3rd, 2010 11:25 AM
Happy Birthday Charlie! Have a wonderful day, but be good!! Love you and love the show! Everybody doesn't hate you. Muah!!!