The Situation from Jersey Shore makes it a point to dodge grenades. As in ugly chicks. At least he always talks about avoiding them. He still sleeps with a ton of them.
Nevertheless, as a charter member of the Grenade Free Foundation, he made bobbing and weaving around them the premise of his own iPhone application. Yes, really.
"Grenade Dodger" features unattractive women falling from the sky as the user moves The Situation to avoid them. Sounds fun, right? Not if you're one of said grenades.
To keep the app, which you can buy for $4.99 on iTunes, as authentic as possible, Sitch and design company Hey Turbo sent a group of photographers to clubs with instructions to snap "3's and 4's" - on a scale of 1-10, of course.
When they surfaced on the application, one of the "grenades" was horrified and has since made legal threats to the breakout star of MTV's reality TV hit.
"While the girls did know their photos were being taken, they were unaware they were going to become official grenades," a source hilariously told Radar.
As a result, at least one of them is now considering her legal options against The Situation, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino. Talk about blowing up in your face.