Grenades Cause Blowup Over Situation iPhone App

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The Situation from Jersey Shore makes it a point to dodge grenades. As in ugly chicks. At least he always talks about avoiding them. He still sleeps with a ton of them.

Nevertheless, as a charter member of the Grenade Free Foundation, he made bobbing and weaving around them the premise of his own iPhone application. Yes, really.

"Grenade Dodger" features unattractive women falling from the sky as the user moves The Situation to avoid them. Sounds fun, right? Not if you're one of said grenades.

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To keep the app, which you can buy for $4.99 on iTunes, as authentic as possible, Sitch and design company Hey Turbo sent a group of photographers to clubs with instructions to snap "3's and 4's" - on a scale of 1-10, of course.

When they surfaced on the application, one of the "grenades" was horrified and has since made legal threats to the breakout star of MTV's reality TV hit.

"While the girls did know their photos were being taken, they were unaware they were going to become official grenades," a source hilariously told Radar.

As a result, at least one of them is now considering her legal options against The Situation, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino. Talk about blowing up in your face.


Best not be baggin on this show or sitch. ill f*** you up! LOL just kidding! but dont bag on'em though. this show rocks & the sitch is awesome. glad that hobag angelina is gone. LOL the dirty pad episode!
Bte: was it a pad or tampon? they switched back and forth!


I also hope that Karma comes to bite him in the ass! I hate that show!!


lmao that would suck to find out the pictures were used for that.


May Mr. Sorrentino's daughter be born extremely unattractive. May she come home in tears to daddy because some guy at a club called her a "grenade". Maybe then he will learn a little empathy.


who weren't born**.. oops haha


I think that's just a really lame excuse to make something to get more money out of it.
Whatever. It's pretty sad that people these days think it's okay to make fun of overweight people or heavier people. It sucks, because these days, people don't really realize what an effect it has on the person being made fun of.
I just think it's insulting to the population of women who wouldn't born to be and don't wanna be a size [nasty] 0.


God what a fucking looser!! You only found chumps to fuck don't get a big head over how many.
It's not the quantity it's the quality. You will never know!

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