Dita Von Teese: Alive, Coming to CSI

We haven't heard much from Dita Von Teese since she was married to Marilyn Manson. That didn't end well. Fortunately, she's still around and doing alright.

Soon enough, we'll even get to see her on CSI.

The long-running crime drama has resorted to a bit of stunt casting in its 11th year, with pop phenom Justin Bieber already appearing in last week's premiere.

Von Teese will play tribute to “the glory days of L.A. film noir. Her character is absolutely unlike what she seems. Prepare to be tantalized and tormented.”

Weird, that's pretty much how Marilyn Manson felt.