What Kevin Maher has to say about Danielle Staub is uglier than this reality star's sex tape images. No, really!

Because the author of "Cop Without a Badge," the book that outed Staub as a former cocaine-loving prostitute, has sued his ex-wife for defamation of character, he had to go on legal record to support his claims.

Why should we not believe Danielle's allegations that Maher raped her on shards of glass, stuck a gun up her crotch and forced her to play Russian Roulette? Because, as the man recounts in testimony below, consider the source of these claims.

In testimony related to his lawsuit, Maher says:

Throughout our entire relationship from the very first day I met Danielle Staub till the end, there was cocaine involved just about every day of our lives. We came into the hotel, and I believe it was the Mayfair Hotel, and there was a cocaine party going on with a bunch of drug dealers.

I believe I had sex with her in the bathroom. Danielle Staub, is in my opinion, a nymphomaniac. She wanted sex everywhere, any way she could get it…it was every single day, morning, noon, and night… It was all day, all night. So it was more than - I'll say it was more than - more than four times a day."

The woman is a violent, aggressive woman. And she's 5 foot 7 tall. And when that woman came at you, I defended myself. I cannot recall a time where I hit her that I was not defending myself. I know we would get physical. I know I would take her down to the floor and try to hold her down, and she was kicking, scratching, biting.

She took a knife and cut me... I've never punched her with a closed fist. I open-hand slapped her. I think my biggest routine with her was I pushed her. I would grab her face and push her away from me. But I never was the aggressor in any altercations that I ever had with that woman.

Naturally, Staub says Maher is the awful person who is lying. THG? We say our head hurts listening to these fools. They really need to go away.