One is an alleged cocaine user. The other is the abused, soon-to-be ex-wife of Charlie Sheen.
Together, they form the unlikeliest reality TV pairing since Levi Johnston and the Alaskan Mayoral office. That's right, folks, Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller are reportedly filming a series together.
Paris Hilton + Brooke Mueller = Reality TV at its most ridiculous.
The rumor stems from Brooke's publicist, Elliot Mintz, who confirms to TMZ that his client left her Los Angeles residence last week to get involved in an "intensive, physical fitness program in Southern California."
Weird, right? It gets even weirder.Sources add that Mueller has signed on for a cable reality show that will co-star Hilton and others. The ambiguous theme? "Lifestyles," insiders claim.
As if this random news isn't troubling enough - both Paris and Brooke seem to have more important things to focus on than reality television - there's this: Mueller's children have been left with Sheen while she films this nonsense.