Breaking Kardashian Baby News: No Pregnancies!
by Hilton Hater at .According to this week's issue of Life & Style, there's breaking Kardashian baby news. But you don't need to shell out a dime to learn any of it. THG is about to deliver the story for free:
NO ONE IS PREGNANT!
Truly worthy of a cover story, we know.
Why is Demi Moore okay with the Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal, as this cover claims? Probably because it isn't true.
Khloe Kardashian does say that she and Lamar Odom are having a lot of sex, though, in case you were curious.
"We've been working at it all year," Khloe tells the magazine. "Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought - but practicing making babies is amazing!"
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Comments (18 Total)
i love the show, its hilarious! The are all pretty girls
KHLOE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN! SHE'S SOOOOOOO FUCKING UGLY
KHLOE LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A MAN! U CAN DEFEND HER ALL YOU WANT BUT IT WILL NEVER CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE! LAMAR IS TRIPPING. HE'S TOO CUTE FOR HER/HIM HE SHOULD LEAVE AND GO WITH A CHEERLEADER FROM THE LAKERS. THEY'RE HOTT
YOU PEOPLE ARE TRUE BULLIES AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELFS, YOUR ARE DEF. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD TODAY...
MEN OR TRANNIES CAN'T GET PREGGERS!! MAN I WOULD SERIOUSLY KILL MYSELF IF I HAD KHLOE'S FACE!