A Shore Thing: Snooki to Pen a Novel

You've been clamoring for it for months, and now you're finally going to get it. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi from Jersey Shore is about to become a published author.

What? You weren't thinking to yourself how cool it would be if Snooki wrote her own novel? Well, Simon and Schuster was. The publisher confirmed the book.

Tentative titled A Shore Thing, the tome will "revolve around a young girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore)."

Wonder what the inspiration for Snook's book was.

"I'm pumped to announce to my fans a project I've been working on for some time," she said. "This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It's A Shore Thing!"

Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon and Schuster Books says: "Who better than Snooki to write a fun, sexy novel about a single girl looking for love on the Jersey Shore?"

A fair question. We just hope said girl is 4'8", orange-skinned, often piss drunk in broad daylight, loves to devour pickles and uses classy terminology like "get it in."