Jake who? Try John, people. Just John.
Vienna Girardi, who got engaged to Jake Pavelka on The Bachelor this spring, only to watch see their relationship implode in a display of gay rumors, televised blowouts, arguments over measuring furniture and so on, has a new man.
"About to head up to Runyon Canyon with Chloe and John," Vienna wrote on Twitter yesterday. "Yes, Im dating and he is amazing guy... I'm so Happy!!"
Of course she is. John Whoever probably puts out.
Vienna previously teased her new love on a Lopez Tonight appearance.
When the TBS talk show host asked her if she still believes she'll meet "The One," Vienna Girardi coyly replied: "How do you know I haven't already?"
It's true ... how would we possibly.
After Jake, the bar is set pretty low. Everything from his possible cyborg status to their lack of intimacy to Vienna's spoiled dog contributed to one of the year's most memorable, albeit completely predictable celebrity breakups.
Possible sign of trouble for John? Chloe's name came first in the above Tweet about the trip to the canyon. Just sayin', man. Just sayin'.