Vanilla Ice, Bare Boobs, Urine-Soaked Watermelon Featured During Night of Tila Tequila Attack

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Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked.

For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois.

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A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, "I Fucked the DJ." In response, the former realty star took off her shirt - but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles...

... and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila.

Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on "Ninja Rap" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that.

Meanwhile, Tequila's rep says a "lawsuit is pending" regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE); while her manager adds:

"Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given."

The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?

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I concur. The juggalo event was in Hardin County, IL, which is a good 300+ miles away from Chicago, across the river from KY. I find it amusing that people in Hollywood think that there's only one city in all of Illinois.

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this event was no where near Chicago. Closer to Kentuckey than Chicago. It was simply in the same state!!!

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They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

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I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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