Friday's edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest tasked readers with writing the best caption for this photo of Shaq and the Biebs ballin'.

Our winner is allison. Congratulations!

The selected caption, which is probably not stretching the truth that much given what we know of Justin Bieber fans, and hilariously references one of the worst films of all time, appears below. Thanks to all for playing THG's Caption Contest!

"Careful Shaq, your hand gets any closer and my fans will be after you faster than you can say Kazaam."