Friday's edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest tasked our readers with writing the best caption for this picture of John Mayer balling.

Our winner is Ted Binion. Congratulations!

The selected caption, particularly topical in light of the Spencer Pratt sex tape scandal, appears below. Thanks to everyone, as always, who sent in caption(s) and best of luck again next time in The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

This must be what Heidi Montag's breasts feel like.