THG Caption Contest: August 13

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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I am so sorry Officer, but, I am meeting the other 3 Fantastic 3 for Ladies night at our fav bar, i am already late. And how did u know it was me, I was invisible you pig are those sunglasses really x-ray glasses. I am calling 911 right now!! Do you want my autograph before I call 911????? LOL

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Im all about the law sir. Remember me in "Fantastic Four " i was the invisible one. I was all for bad guys jail pretty ladies like me innocent. Come on sir 35 miles over the speed limit is not breaking d law, right????

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Jessica: Let's call it a 'draw!' I won't tell if you don't. Deal?

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Jessica:Can you see by the shadow on my car's door... we're two peas in a pod?!

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Shit!! Just smile and look pretty, maybe I get away with it. I'm after all a celebrity... :D

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Jessica: OH MY GOD!!!Just look at my head over his reflection of his body on my car!"Oh Hey,Officer!Am I hot or not?!?"

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OMG!! I am trying not to bust out laughing at that giant mole he has, like Austin Powers did, I just want to poke it with a stick.

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Can I help you,Officer?

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Jessica: Hmm, hes cute, okay keep smiling and maybe he will let me off the hook, and maybe we can do something later.

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Jessica:maybe if i give him my watch he will let me off the hook

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba
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