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I am so sorry Officer, but, I am meeting the other 3 Fantastic 3 for Ladies night at our fav bar, i am already late. And how did u know it was me, I was invisible you pig are those sunglasses really x-ray glasses. I am calling 911 right now!! Do you want my autograph before I call 911????? LOL

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Im all about the law sir. Remember me in "Fantastic Four " i was the invisible one. I was all for bad guys jail pretty ladies like me innocent. Come on sir 35 miles over the speed limit is not breaking d law, right????

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Jessica: Let's call it a 'draw!' I won't tell if you don't. Deal?

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Jessica:Can you see by the shadow on my car's door... we're two peas in a pod?!

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Shit!! Just smile and look pretty, maybe I get away with it. I'm after all a celebrity... :D

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Jessica: OH MY GOD!!!Just look at my head over his reflection of his body on my car!"Oh Hey,Officer!Am I hot or not?!?"

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OMG!! I am trying not to bust out laughing at that giant mole he has, like Austin Powers did, I just want to poke it with a stick.

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Can I help you,Officer?

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Jessica: Hmm, hes cute, okay keep smiling and maybe he will let me off the hook, and maybe we can do something later.

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Jessica:maybe if i give him my watch he will let me off the hook



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