Jessica: This had better be good officer, because you don't look nearly as good as I thought in my rearview mirror, in fact you look like a clown up close.

Jessica: I am only smiling because I know you have me on camera, what the heck do you want, I have an audition to get to and I am already late.

Jessica: You are good officer, I was sure once I started going 100mph that you could never catch me in that piece of junk you are driving.

Jessica: I know before you attempt to lie officer, my autograph is not for you, it is for your daughter.

Jessica: Boy, am I glad to see that you are a real cop. I thought you were that nutty stalker, who has been following me lately, dressed liked a policeman.