THG Caption Contest: August 13

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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Well hello officer, I just love Biker Dudes!

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"Are you happy to see me or is that just a gun in your holster...giggle giggle giggle"

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Wow I look hot wearing a Police Uniform!!!!

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How do I look wearing a Police Uniform????

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Policeman:"Ma'am Your Tail-light is Busted!!!!!!" Jessica:"It's Cute tho!!!!!!!Right?????"

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If I was an nice policeman I would just give me a warning!

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"you are not serious about giving your wife a ticket are you?"

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Yes yes. My head does look better on an officers body. ;)

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Officer, can we settle this with an autograph and a date? I am a famous actress. Yea that's what all the pretty woman say when I pull them over, here is your speeding ticket Ethel, you can't fool me.

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You're right, my head on the ballerina's body does look better.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba
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