Jessica: I thought you were my police escort that would be following me to the studio today.

Yes, yes I WAS Dark Angel...oh...you never heard of it?...

Jessica: So you do know who I am, that's right I am jennifer Lopez, mark is going to be so angry that I got another ticket.

Jessica: This had better be good officer, because everyone reading "The Hollywood Gossip," is looking at your flat ass...as we speak.

Jessica: My friends all say to smile whenever an officer stops you, but you look so funny, I can't stop laughing, who dressed you this morning...your mom?