THG Caption Contest: August 13

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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Jessica: I thought you were my police escort that would be following me to the studio today.

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Yes, yes I WAS Dark Angel...oh...you never heard of it?...

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Jessica: So you do know who I am, that's right I am jennifer Lopez, mark is going to be so angry that I got another ticket.

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Jessica: This had better be good officer, because everyone reading "The Hollywood Gossip," is looking at your flat ass...as we speak.

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Jessica: My friends all say to smile whenever an officer stops you, but you look so funny, I can't stop laughing, who dressed you this morning...your mom?

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Jessica: This had better be good officer, because you don't look nearly as good as I thought in my rearview mirror, in fact you look like a clown up close.

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Jessica: I am only smiling because I know you have me on camera, what the heck do you want, I have an audition to get to and I am already late.

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Jessica: You are good officer, I was sure once I started going 100mph that you could never catch me in that piece of junk you are driving.

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Jessica: I know before you attempt to lie officer, my autograph is not for you, it is for your daughter.

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Jessica: Boy, am I glad to see that you are a real cop. I thought you were that nutty stalker, who has been following me lately, dressed liked a policeman.