THG Caption Contest: August 13

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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Jessica: I thought you were my police escort that would be following me to the studio today.

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Yes, yes I WAS Dark Angel...oh...you never heard of it?...

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Jessica: So you do know who I am, that's right I am jennifer Lopez, mark is going to be so angry that I got another ticket.

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Jessica: This had better be good officer, because everyone reading "The Hollywood Gossip," is looking at your flat ass...as we speak.

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Jessica: My friends all say to smile whenever an officer stops you, but you look so funny, I can't stop laughing, who dressed you this morning...your mom?

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Jessica: This had better be good officer, because you don't look nearly as good as I thought in my rearview mirror, in fact you look like a clown up close.

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Jessica: I am only smiling because I know you have me on camera, what the heck do you want, I have an audition to get to and I am already late.

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Jessica: You are good officer, I was sure once I started going 100mph that you could never catch me in that piece of junk you are driving.

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Jessica: I know before you attempt to lie officer, my autograph is not for you, it is for your daughter.

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Jessica: Boy, am I glad to see that you are a real cop. I thought you were that nutty stalker, who has been following me lately, dressed liked a policeman.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba