The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunite, Film Special, Go Insane

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Why'd you call her a coke whore?
Bitch, I'm gonna pin you down!
You are insane. You need to be medicated.

All of these quotes and more are part of the two-part Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special that kicks off Monday night, August 30.

That's right, folks: last night's surprisingly boring installment of the most scripted show on television was not the final appearance for Danielle Staub and company on your television screens this summer.

Bravo will milk the franchise for every last viewer and brain cell it can, pitting insane, self-centered housewife against insane, self-centered housewife in a battle of which unstable nut job will finally cause you to throw your TV out the window.

Our money, naturally, is on Danielle. Watch her scream and yell and storm off the stage in the reunion clips below...