The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Rundown: Teresa Attacks!

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From sex tape talk to a near-beatdown, last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special was as scripted entertaining as hyped.

While every second of this nauseating nonsense could have its own in-depth special, we've broken the night down to our favorite moments. Foremost them:

Reunion Madness

1. Jacqueline and Teresa alleged that Danielle Staub had sex with her boyfriend in front of Teresa's kids. Said Giudice, quite simply: "You're a pig, you're disgusting and you're desperate."

2. Teresa, on her rumored financial woes: "I have my husband, I have my four beautiful daughters and that's all I need." Let's see if she maintains that attitude when she's residing in a cardboard box next month.

3. Jacqueline admitted to watching Danielle's sex tapes, saying they were akin to "bad acting porn." Ouch. She just called Staub a skank and a poor actress!

4. Danielle made a comment about Teresa's nephew, which caused Giudice to leap out of her chair and scream at her rival: "Do not break up my family!" She proceeded to toss Andy Cohen aside and chase Danielle off stage.

It's a truly fantastic clip. Watch it now:

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THERE IS NO SHOW WITHOUT DANIELLE STAUB, YOU DUMBIES BETTER START LOOKING FOR ANOTHER OCCUPATION. I HEARD ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY
THAT THEY WILL NOT WATCH THE SHOW IF DANIELLE IS NOT ON IT!!!!!!
IT WILL BE BORING WITHOUT HER.

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Teresa your husband smokes pot and drinks everyday!! Dina made that comment on Bravo first season when she came to your home because she know it smelled like pot. You meet people and your first question to them is “Do you party?�

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Danielle has class....Teresa is an idiot...she cannot speak well...Caroline is Al capone...tough and stupid....Jacqueline she looks sweet but she's not a saint...she slept with married me....

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Danielle is a drama queen that gives herself too much credit.
She us envious of Teresa and Jacqueline. With all the plastic surgery she has had it is a wonder she has not filed bankruptcy.
Teresa may be a little rough around the edges, but she is not as fake as Danielle. Why would any woman need body quards to face
another woman? Dsnielle's girls are beautiful, too bad the mother is so self absorbed she can't see the damage she is causing them. So sad!!!!

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Every time I tune in I see all of you including Andy demeaning Danielle. I've started to feel sorry for her. Caroline congrats herself feeling superior, I despise her. They all think they're better than Danielle. Teresa is stark raving mad. She needs meds. She incredibly thinks she has class, ha! Screaming that Danielle's a skanky whore she looks and sounds perfect for the Jerry Springer show. Jacqueline also thinks she's better than Danielle. I can't stand any of the women except Danielle. She's the only one with beautiful talented children. They're all fat. Danielle's the only beautiful one. Andy's now implying that Danielle's a bad mother. Caroline's pontificating more cliches' and acting sanctimonious. She's insulting Danielle's kids. I hate her. I'd like to smack her fat old face. I will not watch the show when Danielle's gone. They're all boring. Caroline's a bully. They're all hypocrites. How did Danielle get to be the scapegoat.

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TERESA NEEDS SOME HELP, I GUESS THAT SHE IS PISSED OFF WITH THAT 11 MILLION DOLLAR IN DEBT.AND CAN'T SPEND A PENNY BECAUSE NO BANK WILL GIVE THEM ANY MORE CREDIT..

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JOE DIDN'T SAY "DARKIES", HE SAID " DONKEYS". I'M ITALIAN, AND I VISITED ITALY AS A CHILD, AND ALMOST EVERY FAMILY HAD A DONKEY TO CARRY THE HEAVY LOADS UP THE HILLS AND TO AND FROM THE FIELDS WHERE THE PEOPLE USED TO WORK.. THIS IS HOW PEOPLE START RUMORS AND PROBLEMS. KNOW YOUR FACTS BEFORE YoU SPEAK, OR WRITE IN THIS CASE. "donkeys" NOT "DARKIES". "

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Teresa says she's "classy"? Wow. She's always the one yelling, screaming, kicking, hitting etc. and she's classy? Her husband cheats on her, drives drunk...this family needs major help!

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OMG, @Suzette. DONKEYS. Jeez.

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I like this show, but I must admit as an Italian, Teresa does not speak for all the Italians in the USA, she is the lowest of the lowest. First of all she does not speak our language at all only few words here and there.Bravo should not let 3 + 1 after Danielle, after all the bad is always the one who makes the show, without insulting Danielle, what would the other three so called ladies do. Shame on Teresa a mother of 4 girls talking on TV with such dirty words worst than a truck driver. Ashley, poor Ashley, if she was my daughter I would have punished her for what she did to Danielle, no one should do that it was nasty and bad and her parents did little or nothing to make it right.

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