Tabloid Shockers: Trouble for Robert Pattinson! Islam for Barack Obama!
by Hilton Hater at .One is the studliest actor on the big screen; the other is the leader of the free world.
Still, it's not a great week to be either Robert Pattinson or Barack Obama, as information both would prefer to remain secret has leaked into the excitable arms of two leading tabloids. Or, at least, just two tabloids.
First, it appears as though the Sexiest Man Alive is at the center of a plot to bring down his successful movie career. This scandal - full of BETRAYAL, JEALOUSY AND LIES! - also plays a role in this relationship with Kristen Stewart. Interesting.
Almost as interesting as the proof The Globe has that President Obama is a Muslim! Shocking, indeed...
Apparently (bottom right, above), Demi Moore also has lesbian tendencies. We doubt Ashton Kutcher has a problem with that, though.
But back to the most pressing accusation in these articles. Do you think President Obama is a Muslim?
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Comments (30 Total)
assalamualiakum robert pattinson ru really satisfied with your life fame money etc etc...am sure n i challange u u r not.jus ask your heart n mind.fame money age everything will disappear n one day u vil die n vill stand in front of god .what u gonna say vat is t he purpose of life enjoying fame money or party.no robert am a convert muslim i invite u to islam .no am not forcing you but itz my request read quran once plz .dont get me wrong .but u need to know vatz d purpose of life.and i pray to allah taa,ala that he show you the right path.all the best.may allah accept u. plz convey my msg to robbert pattinson itz a bit crazy u may think but plz
the one thing that i know and really want to share is that...islam is not a religion of compittition,,,but its a religion of compeletion,,,islam does not deny christianity but the fact is bible is also a book from heaven from allah almighity,,i just say to complete his or herself in is or her religion a christian should atleast read and know the teachings of islam.and for this purpose if you need any help i will be there,,,,i m not a good muslim so i always say dont follow muslims,,,dont see muslims,,,but follow islam and also see HAZRAT MUHAMMAD,may ALLAH bless you all.
i am a muslim and i am really tired of that! why do u generalise this people?!! I am a muslim and most of my best friends are CHRISTIANS and i have not a single problem with that!! and we form a great friendship bond. please accept muslims and don't judge and our religion when most of you don't even know what the word "Islam" means! Islam is an Arabic word that means PEACE and total surrender to God...
It says on money God bless America when it really should be "God blessed America and were the ones messing it up"
Does anyone on this site rember 9/11 that killed millions of americans. The person driving the plane was a muslim. You might call me rases sure but see how you feel about the religion the person had that killed one of your familly members. You stupid muslims might be able to forget that traggic day but I will never forget 9/11.
what about drone attacks in Pakistan and Iran and women and children being killed everyday in Afghanistan? r the children also terrorist,will u call a child of only a month old a terrorist?????