Newly single and increasingly scruffy Spencer Pratt reportedly dropped $7,515 at 4 Play Gentleman’s Club in Los Angeles the other day ... from 2-5 p.m.
The Hills villain was allegedly "scouting out actresses: for his upcoming R-rated beach movie entitled, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs.
We're dead serious, yes.
Memo to Spencer Pratt: Claiming to be a film producer won't impress anyone. If you're able to drop $7,515 in three hours, strippers couldn't care less.
Still, the erratic reality star told Radar Online that "we were casting for the new film I am producing ... Tell all the press Spencer was casting ‘talent’!”
A source said: “Spencer and his pals had a blast. He was sitting at a table with around seven scantily-clad women who were all vying for his attention.
THE FACE OF FILM GREATNESS: Freed from the shackles of MTV The Hills, Spencer Pratt is ready to dominate the world of movies. And breasts in 3-D.
“His posse of security guys and friends were scattered at surrounding tables. Spencer Pratt was spotted with a big wad of $100 bills in his hands.”
An Australian actress named Sophie Turner is supposedly his top "candidate." No word if she's had so many plastic surgeries she can no longer smile.
Speaking of Spencer's estranged wife, Heidi Montag has reportedly been told to distance herself from him because she's losing endorsement deals.
Heidi filed for divorce from Pratt in June, and has become upset she was missing out on the kind of deals landed by her co-stars like Audrina and LC.
Why would Lauren Conrad be a better face for any product on Earth than Heidi Montag? Not in our wildest dreams could we even venture a guess.