You never know with these two loons, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to be well on their way to actually finalizing their long-rumored divorce.
The Hills' gruesome twosome have reportedly taken the next step to dissolving their marriage, with Heidi authorizing the service of her divorce papers.
That's right, Spencer Pratt has been served.
He didn't seem too distraught over it, either. Pratt reportedly received and signed the papers late last week, putting the wheels in motion for dissolution.
Speidi's divorce can become finalized six months from the time Pratt received the documents, as per California law. Her lawyer, Jodeane Farrell, said:
"Both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in full agreement to settle their divorce as quickly as possible without the need of a court appearance."
In this file photo from the couple's glory days, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt suck some face and hold every copy of their terrible book that actually sold.
While the plastic pair appear to be briskly moving to the end of their marriage they made official on MTV in April 2009 (they staged at least one sham wedding prior to that), they have each been tweeting about their next moves.
Pratt has been busy at strip clubs and working on a 3-D beach movie, while Montag, who dropped out of a reality show with BFF Jen Bunney, has been busy working on music and "finally hav[ing] some girl time for the first time in years!"
"Cleaning house and getting rid of my old life, it feels fresh."
Montag also commented on Twitter regarding the state of her marriage to Pratt, noting that "this has been a heartbreaking experience to go through, and it's not that I don't love Spencer. We just want different things in life."
Confirming that they are actually separated, she notes: "We don't live together. Spencer and I are finally moving forward with our lives, but with any divorce, there is much to work through. We've been together almost five years."
Poor Dolly and Ninja ...