SICK Britney Spears Photo Spread: Coming Soon!

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Few celebs' moves are chronicled quite like Britney Spears. Everything little she does is hyped, packaged, promoted, sealed and delivered by her handlers.

With precision.

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Shirtless

Yesterday, fans eager for new music from the pop star were told simply by her producer that they're gonna be so happy before long. Today it's her manager's turn.

Adam Leber Tweets: "Brit has a new mag cover & spread coming out in the next month which is going to be SICK! Will let Brit reveal the details herself. Stay tuned."

What magazine? What kind of photo spread? When is it coming out?

No idea, but we expect Team Britney will clue us in one piece at a time. As long as the Britney Spears pictures are like this one, we'll buy whatever they're selling:

Britney Spears' payroll apparently does not include an underwear consultant.

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i love britney spears...shes atleast a decade younger than me and i dont care what her personal life is like...she's a bad ass artista!

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Britney is juicy farticle egg. She had her salad tossed by that ugy mole Fred Dumpst. His tongue had brown dung on it. And there were bits of brown cess caught between his bugs bunny teeth. I LOVE BRITNEY!!! OMG!! I WANT TO MARRY HER AND GIVE HER SALAD EVERY NIGHT!!!

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miley cyrus is prettier than this awfully slutty horse. She has no talent or looks.

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BRITNEY IS UGLY AS A DEAD HORSE

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears