Now that Tiger Woods has officially divorced Elin Nordegren, his most famous mistress has taken notice and reportedly hopes to reconcile with the golfer.
Yes, we're serious ... but can you even imagine?
Rachel Uchitel told a very close friend - someone TMZ also knows - that with Tiger single, she wants him back and would "give up everything" to get him.
Could the world handle a Tiger Woods-Rachel Uchitel reunion?
The friend quotes her as saying: "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me." Rachel then reiterated "I'd give up everything to be with him again."
Everything including the $10 million confidentiality agreement?The quote-unquote VIP hostess who was most recently linked to Jeremy London was the woman Tiger was caught cheating with. He was supposedly very serious with her, as mistresses go, professing genuine feelings for her.
It's like the old saying goes: Ambien-fueled sex romps and dreams of Derek Jeter threesomes will often bring a home wrecker closer to her partner.
Rachel Uchitel, who also famously slept with married Bones star David Boreanaz, is barred from speaking publicly about Tiger in any way, shape or form.
Speaking with Tiger, though? That's probably allowed ...