Rachel Uchitel to Tiger Woods: I Want You Back!!

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Now that Tiger Woods has officially divorced Elin Nordegren, his most famous mistress has taken notice and reportedly hopes to reconcile with the golfer.

Yes, we're serious ... but can you even imagine?

Rachel Uchitel told a very close friend - someone TMZ also knows - that with Tiger single, she wants him back and would "give up everything" to get him.

Could the world handle a Tiger Woods-Rachel Uchitel reunion?

The friend quotes her as saying: "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me." Rachel then reiterated "I'd give up everything to be with him again."

Everything including the $10 million confidentiality agreement?

The quote-unquote VIP hostess who was most recently linked to Jeremy London was the woman Tiger was caught cheating with. He was supposedly very serious with her, as mistresses go, professing genuine feelings for her.

It's like the old saying goes: Ambien-fueled sex romps and dreams of Derek Jeter threesomes will often bring a home wrecker closer to her partner.

Rachel Uchitel, who also famously slept with married Bones star David Boreanaz, is barred from speaking publicly about Tiger in any way, shape or form.

Speaking with Tiger, though? That's probably allowed ...


Carmen, you are so obsessed with Tiger that you should seek medical help - he is none of your business - get over it.


Ha, Ha, Ha, now that the divorce is final, Tiger Woods can go back to his W$$RE, Rachel Uglitel and take their BIG SHOW on the road!!! Tiger could play golf tournaments while Rachel will be FK$$$$G every rich married man on the tour!!! They can be also available for threesomes!!! We want to wish the infamous couple all the worst in their upcoming pervert and sordid venture!!! They are the perfect couple, made in Hell!!!

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