Pimped: Dannielynn Discussed in Detail By Larry Birkhead
by Hilton Hater at .If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?
No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.
The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.
Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:
On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."
On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."
On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."
On similarities between Dannielynn and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."
Read the full interview with E! now.
UPDATE: A disclaimer ...
Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this. Thank you.
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Comments (16 Total)
Really! Why do u all find any reason to attack someone. He seems like a very doting father and she looks very happy. If he didnt put her n front of the stupid photographers once in awhile u all would hunt them down like wild dogs to get ur story. Normal life!?!? She didnt have a chance at normal life from the day she was born. The paparazzi wont allow anyone to have a normal life that can bring them a paycheck. At least this way he can give you all what u want without chasing them down like animals. Leave him alone, gheez. If u were so against it, then why the heck r u posting a story about it? Not to mention putting pictures of her on ur website further exploiting this child u claim is being exploited by her father.
I think Larry is doing the best he can considering the situation. The child looks happy with him. Let's face it she is beautiful and she is already famous. Besides . . . what's the difference between him and Cruise, Katy and Suri, or the Kardasians, etc. etc. etc.?
I think Larry Birkhead is doing just fine, so would have been exploited by her mom also. Dannielyn looks happy, healthy and well cared for. and she is such a little cutie. I know for one I have been intrested in seeing pictures of this little girl and how she is growing up and what she looks like. With Anna as her mother and Larry as her dad, the girl is going to be a knock out. good luck Larry and good luck Dannielyn hope to see more pics and stories about you both.
Larry is a wonderful and caring father, too bad all Dads are not loving and spending time with their children. Interesting how folks can make comments about a situation they are not close to....lets find the positive here and embrace this beautiful child and her single Dad, who by the way is incredible with her.
I think it's exploitation,but then again, if Anna was still alive she would be doing it too.