Pimped: Dannielynn Discussed in Detail By Larry Birkhead
If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?
No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.
The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.
Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:
On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."
On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."
On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."
On similarities between Dannielynn and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."
Read the full interview with E! now and remember this disclaimer:
Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this.
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August 19th, 2011 11:10 AM
I think Larry Birkhead is doing just fine, so would have been exploited by her mom also. Dannielyn looks happy, healthy and well cared for. and she is such a little cutie. I know for one I have been intrested in seeing pictures of this little girl and how she is growing up and what she looks like. With Anna as her mother and Larry as her dad, the girl is going to be a knock out.
good luck Larry and good luck Dannielyn hope to see more pics and stories about you both.
September 5th, 2010 9:49 AM
Larry is a wonderful and caring father, too bad all Dads are not loving and spending time with their children. Interesting how folks can make comments about a situation they are not close to....lets find the positive here and embrace this beautiful child and her single Dad, who by the way is incredible with her.
August 26th, 2010 10:51 PM
I think it's exploitation,but then again, if Anna was still alive she would be doing it too.
August 25th, 2010 8:56 PM
It is disturbing and disgusting that Larry continues to parade Dannielynn around for publicity and his own financial gain.
August 25th, 2010 10:14 AM
A lot of celebrity parents keep their children out of the limelight,except for updated photos to keep the paparazzi from scaring their children. Considering the fact that Mr. Birkhead was a photographer,he knows the rules of that game of exploitation.It is not *normal to constantly (volunteer) to put your little girl on display.It is a wonderful gesture to share a photo of Dannielynn from time to time,but not turn her into the attention-crazed person that Anna Nicole was. From the looks of the above picture, Dannielynn is already getting used to the photo sessions, which is adding up to: too much,too soon!!
August 24th, 2010 6:42 PM
I read all of these comments on here all the time.People sure love to say bad things abot Larry,I wonder if Anna had lived,what would had happen to this little girl,Dannielyn,would have been in every book.Dannielyn,looks like she is well taken care of,that is what's important.Good Luck Larry and all that are in the house hold that is taking care of the little girl.Hope Howard the best of luck,he needs all the luck every body can give him.He loved Anna and her children.
August 24th, 2010 6:40 PM
Birkhead's ability to expolit his daughter for cash is astounding. Truly despicable...
August 24th, 2010 6:40 PM
Birkhead's ability to expolit his daughter for cash is astounding. Truly despicable...
August 24th, 2010 6:25 PM
No one gets paid to write this crap about you brickhead, it comes from the heart. You make me sick and someday the little girl will be grown up and you will have a hell of a time dancing away from the TRUTH. You putrid douche nozzle.
Lay off the single dad is so tough crap and for God's sake, lose the stupid surfer dude hair and start acting your frakkin age.
August 24th, 2010 4:04 PM
@GoodDad: Hi, Larry Birkhead! Making so much money off your daughter must give you a lot of time to surf the Net and comment on negative articles about you. Say hi to Danni for me! She's a cutie.