August 2010 Gossip Archive (Page 9)

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

Did he succeed? Let's find out in THG's Jersey Shore point-system recap ...

The Situation works his game during an MVP night.

During Gay Pride Week in Miami, JWoww and Snooki were down to celebrate: "Gay Pride, yay!" exclaimed Snooki. Plus 2 for not seriously offending anyone there!

After defending her evening out by saying those guys are not attracted to vagina, Snook dispatched Emilio Masella for good. JWoww clapped, as did we. Plus 7.

The Situation brings home two girls, but had invited two others over earlier. Now it's a 4-on-3 Situation in this MVP night ... with one grenade! Boom! Minus 5.

Miley Cyrus isn't the only young star currently filming a role that may shock her fans.

As reported earlier in the week, the singer is leaving Hannah Montana far, far behind in LOL, a movie that will find her character losing her virginity; getting high; and waxing her private parts.

But it sounds like Kristen Stewart will see Miley's racy behavior - and raise her a hot sex scene or two!

Bye, Bye, Bella: Kristen Stewart's next role will focus on sucking, just not of the blood variety.

Supermarket tabloid Life & Style claims to have received a copy of the script for Stewart's new movie On the Road. In it, the Twilight Saga actress portrays a 16-year-old named Marylou, who is pretty much the anti-Bella in every way possible:

She participates in a threesome; requests to watch two people get it on; and brags about her love for oral sex.

Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

The sordid details of the allegations against Remy Gonzalez are coming to light.

Earlier this week, the Cake Boss star was arrested on charges of sexual assault, a crime sources say the reality star actually admitted to.

This update is courtesy of a police affidavit obtained by The Newark Star-Ledger. It states that a pair of witnesses told detectives they confronted Gonzalez on August 17 after a boy between the age of 13 and 16 claimed to have been sexually assaulted by the 32-year-old cake decorator.

This incident reportedly took place twice, both times occurring between September 2009 and March 9, 2010.

After learning medical personnel were taking a look at the accuser, the affidavit says Gonzalez broke down and admitted to having engaged in acts "of sexual assault" that included penetration. He was arrested the next day.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are rumored to be back on.

Not only is this false, according to the singer, but the Huffington Post, which reported it, is the journalistic equivalent of “a stripper wearing reading glasses.”

He also suggested a title for any piece the Huffington Post might run on his response to their story: JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPOST: “GO F**K YOURSELF!”

John Mayer is not pleased with Jennifer Aniston dating rumors.

The douchebag provoked by an item which described how Mayer he that he “believed in second chances” during his Hollywood Bowl concert on Sunday.

The article also noted that “a woman who resembled Aniston was rumored to be in the wings,” which Mayer took issue with. That's not iron clad proof?!

Jessica Simpson has been through many ups and downs, but dating Eric Johnson would definitely qualify as an up ... at least for the foreseeable future.

In addition to an easygoing romance with her ex-NFL player beau, she's got a new album in the works, a new clothing line and is just really happy.

"I'm really just comfortable, and it's just kind of a go with the flow, easy, relaxed situation that's making me very, very happy," Jessica Simpson said.

At Wednesday's Dior Beauty's private luncheon benefiting Operation Smile, she said juggling work and love has her looking at a very busy fall season.

Set to record a Christmas album and launch her Jessica Simpson Denim Collection, "The next couple months I don't even I have a second to breathe."

Throw in working for her favorite charity, Operation Smile, which raises money for reconstructive operations, and she's barely even got time to think.

Being in love should help with that at least.

Glenn Beck and his minions will converge on Washington D.C. this Saturday.

The event, titled "The Restoring Honor Rally," will take place at the Lincoln Memorial and its goal - according to the event's website - is to "celebrate America by honoring our heroes." Simple and harmless enough, right?

But many critics are taking issue with the plan because it falls on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. One must wonder how that icon would respond to the Fox News anchor, who once referred to President Obama as a "racist."

"Whites don't own Abraham Lincoln," Beck said in response. "Blacks don't own Martin Luther King. Those are American icons, American ideas, and we should just talk about character, and that's really what this event is about. It's about honoring character."

Heidi Montag apparently denies there's any sex tape featuring herself getting taken by Spencer Pratt and/or Karissa Shannon, but the plastic princess still wants to have a meeting with the president of the biggest porn company in the world.

Like we've been saying ... it doesn't add up.

Emailing Vivid Entertainment chief Steve Hirsch, Heidi writes, "I don't think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can't tell. He can be sneaky."

"I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts."

Yeah. We have no idea either.

Is there really a Heidi Montag sex tape out there? Is she bluffing to stay in the news? Or covering her ass so she can claim it was "leaked" without her permission, even though that's not possible? What do you think? Does the tape exist?

What combination sounds hotter, sexually?

You might be off the hook, Adam Sevani.

Following the break-up of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, fans and blogs have been speculating about the reasons behind this split. One theory involves Liam's reaction to compromising photo of Miley and Sevani on the set of their new movie, LOL.

Check out the picture in question HERE.

Still, Star Magazine points the finger of blame directly at Hemsworth.

In its latest issue, the tabloid reports on a cozy interaction between the actor and a 26-year old blonde named Katy at the Shorebreak Hotel in Huntington Beach on August 7.

“She and a girlfriend approached him at the bar,” a witness says. “Girls were fawning over him all night, and he was clearly loving the attention, but he really took a liking to her.”

Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen will be temporarily absent from the CW show when it returns September 13, although she's certainly still in the public eye.

The 17-year-old and her band, The Pretty Reckless, are gaining popularity by the day. Last night, they performed "Make Me Wanna Die" on Letterman.

Think Taylor has real singing talent, or are these guys just trading on her acting fame? Take a look at their performance and vote in our survey below ...

Pretty Reckless on Letterman

Can Taylor Momsen cut it as a rock star?