Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

Posted in: Jessica Alba

A woman claiming to be David Hasselhoff's girlfriend says she plans to sue the star for domestic abuse, even though he claims they've never even met.

These things happen when you are an international sex symbol and revered for your role in the epic, long-running television drama known as Baywatch.

Posted in: David Hasselhoff

Ke$ha and Rihanna performed together at Madison Square Garden this week, putting on a show for fans and causing the THG staff to debate:

Hmmm... who would we rather get to know more intimately?

Posted in: Rihanna