Nicole Polizzi Curses at Cops: "I'm F*%king Snooki!"

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Snooki from Jersey Shore isn't lacking for self confidence.

The reality star, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, reckons Seaside Heights, N.J., should feel grateful for her mere presence, skimpy outfits, public drunkenness and all.

"I'm the best thing in this town," she arrogantly declared after cops arrested her for disorderly conduct after she borderline passed out wasted in mid-day.

"She was bad-mouthing everyone who walked by her [in the police stationhouse]," says a witness. "She was saying 'I'm a star, you can't do this to me.'"

After Snooki was arrested, she unleashed a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant and attempted to use her newfound fame as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card.

BUT I'M FAMOUS! Amazingly, police were not swayed.

"You can't tell me what to do, I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers. "Do you know who I am? I am f*%king Snooki. You can't do this... I'm f*%king Snooki!"

"You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"

Not surprisingly, her harsh language didn't do the trick.

The Jersey Shore star was carted off the boardwalk in cuffs as her oversized shades slid down her nose, as you can see in the hilarious picture above.

Guess they can in fact "do this."

Snooki's mug shot was later released, and it's funnier than some of the Jersey Shore quotes in last week's premiere (no small feat) ...

Snooki Mug Shot

WHAT A MESS: Snooki plastered in the middle of the day.


Now I understand why that guy punched her in the


i love you snooki


F**k all you haterz! Snooki is the $H1t!! SO is Jwoww, Pauly & Vinny! Whoop whoop


haha, slut. que puta tan mas pendeja.


Snooki i like you and all but are you serious?lol


poor snooki, short, fat and looking like she's a rode hard 50 yr old.


lol... stop hating... if someone made a TV show about you & your friends and the whole nation either loves you or loves to hate you--youd would be full of yourself too... plus your blogging on what would be gossip if you dont want to hear it... I think if lindsey lohan gets off for her fame of "the parent trap" onwards then snooki gets off for jersey shore onwards (in fact she was released very soon afterwards)


Some people are delusional enough to believe that celebrity = immunity to being arrested....WRONG


OMG LMFAO!!! This is fucking hillarious!! You think cops gives a shit who the fuck you are??!! You are just another drunk nothing more!!


She looks like a blur,this picture made my eyes hurt!!


Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi
Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Poughkeepsie, New York
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