Kim Kardashian vs. Kourtney Kardashian: Battle of the Bikini Bodies!

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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wow s all i cn say bt courtney s rght

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Was it their plastics doctor who died yesterday? .. or do they have another one? .. Buncha NO talent is what they are.

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honestly there both not that hot AT ALL
seriously what is your problems thinking they are the hottest thing ever. but if i had to pick - kim would be my pick

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kourtney

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They both look pretty much alike. So, I am going to have to go with Kourtney simply because although she has given birth she isn't as tore up as Kim if you know what I mean.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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