Khloe Kardashian Places Motherhood in "God's Hands"
by Hilton Hater at .Instead of sticking up for daughter Kendall, Kris Jenner might wanna teach Khloe Kardashian where babies come from.
Asked when she and husband Lamar Odom might become parents, Khloe told People magazine over the weekend:
"It's in God's hands... I'm 26. It should happen naturally. I don't want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant."
You do have some say over this, you know, Khloe. If you and Lamar are not using birth control, his sperm will fertilize your egg during intercourse and - presto! - a baby will be created. That's how science works. God has better things to do than worry about your sex life.
Odom has made it clear he'd be happy not to wait any longer, as he already has two children with ex-girlfriend Liza Morales.
"He definitely wants a baby right now," Kardashian said, causing us to wonder if she really has no idea how the baby-making process works.
Stop giving interviews, Khloe. Start giving it up!
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Comments (2 Total)
Ugh Lamar is sooo fugly he looks like shrek crossed with a wild bore. I think its sad as he doesn't seem to pay attention or mention that he already has 2 kids with a woman that stood by him for 10 years. Yet he acts like this child with Chewbacca will be his 1st born
@ Hilton Hater, Thank you so much for that laugh-a-thon!!