Katie Price is up there with Megan Fox, Courtney Love and newcomer Taylor Momsen on the list of celebrities capable of firing off absurd quotes at any moment.
In an interview with The Guardian, the busty British babe otherwise known as Jordan calls herself an "ugly fat woman" in bed ... and means it as a compliment.
What Katie Price means, of course, is that Katie Price is so effing hot, and girls as hot as she is can be lazy at times when it comes to getting their freak on.
That's because they don't have to work for it. Not her, though.
When asked by The Guardian (UK) if she has to measure up to heightened expectations in bed, she replied: "What, do you mean do they think I'm going to be an animal in bed? I'm worse than an animal. I'm an extremist in bed."
Katie Price promotes her autobiography. The third one.
"You can say I'm like an ugly fat woman," Jordan added. "Cos they're the ones they say really try. I'm like one of them, I make an effort. I'm not just a lay on your back, open your legs, look at the time. I actually work it."
Of course, Jordan may be exaggerating a bit. Her own sex tape wasn't that impressive ... so we're told. By people who actually sat through it. Moving on ...
According to Katie Price, there is no truth to what you read about her split with Peter Andre. "Just every day, constant lies," she says, lamenting the gossip industry's fun at her expense, but also admitting that she understands how it goes.
"Unfortunately with the media and all the celebrity news magazines, the ones who were once loyal. Well, when I say loyal, this is a game, this is a game that we're in. If it's your time to get picked on then you get picked on, and you know I'm used to that."