Katie Price Does it Like an Ugly Fat Woman

by at . Comments

Katie Price is up there with Megan Fox, Courtney Love and newcomer Taylor Momsen on the list of celebrities capable of firing off absurd quotes at any moment.

In an interview with The Guardian, the busty British babe otherwise known as Jordan calls herself an "ugly fat woman" in bed ... and means it as a compliment.

What Katie Price means, of course, is that Katie Price is so effing hot, and girls as hot as she is can be lazy at times when it comes to getting their freak on.

That's because they don't have to work for it. Not her, though.

When asked by The Guardian (UK) if she has to measure up to heightened expectations in bed, she replied: "What, do you mean do they think I'm going to be an animal in bed? I'm worse than an animal. I'm an extremist in bed."

Katie Price Autobiography

Katie Price promotes her autobiography. The third one.

"You can say I'm like an ugly fat woman," Jordan added. "Cos they're the ones they say really try. I'm like one of them, I make an effort. I'm not just a lay on your back, open your legs, look at the time. I actually work it."

Okay then.

Of course, Jordan may be exaggerating a bit. Her own sex tape wasn't that impressive ... so we're told. By people who actually sat through it. Moving on ...

According to Katie Price, there is no truth to what you read about her split with Peter Andre. "Just every day, constant lies," she says, lamenting the gossip industry's fun at her expense, but also admitting that she understands how it goes.

"Unfortunately with the media and all the celebrity news magazines, the ones who were once loyal. Well, when I say loyal, this is a game, this is a game that we're in. If it's your time to get picked on then you get picked on, and you know I'm used to that."

Tags:
Avatar

i think she is a fitty that needs to make more sex tapes and more pics of her pussy lol

Avatar

Well...she got the ugly part right.

Avatar

First of all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!?? Second, BFD WTF Don't give a shit that you are a fat fucking whore and want the whole world to know!! Great you can be best buds with Kendra, Montana and Kim. What's new!!! NEXT

Katie Price Biography

Katie Price Nude Katie Price is British model who is also known as "Jordan." We don't know why anyone calls Katie Price this, but we do know a few things... More »
Born
Birthplace
Brighton, East Sussex, England
Full Name
Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Price