Kate Middleton and Prince William have either set a date for their wedding...
... or called it quits due to a lack of one.
It all depends on which tabloid story one believes, as two of the nation's most ridiculous, least reliable publications have come out with opposing reports this week. See for yourself:
On one hand, it makes sense for Middleton to "cozy up to [William's] best friend's brother," as teased above; she's allegedly angry at him for continually cheating over the years.
Then again, the couple reportedly stands to inherit $20 billion if they tie the knot. Could they really turn such a sum down?
Of course, these reports are all based on tabloid tales that quote anonymous sources; change facts more often than Bachelor contestants call off engagements; and capitalize whatever headlines will sell the most copies each week.
Without an Royal engagement even announced, just click on the pics below to see what nonsense various rags have claimed about Middleton and William over the last few months: