Kanye West Preps Fans for New Singles, Good Fridays

Good Friday is arguably the holiest day on the Christian calendar, as it precedes Easter Sunday and commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and his death at Calvary.

Now, this is why we love Kanye West: the man is so hilariously egotistical that he hasn't merely Tweeted a plan to release a new single each week until Christmas - he's deemed the occasion "good Fridays." Perhaps we should just call him Jesus West from now on.

Wrote the rapper: I know yall need the music so I’m dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas. It may be my song it may be a new Jay song etc...

I’m calling it good Fridays. Yall know every Friday yall gone have a new joint from our family. We look at the game completely different now. It’s about the fans. No more holding back. That’s why I dropped see me now… It wasn’t about me it was about the Summer the BBQs etc.

Expect Kanye to remain in the news for awhile. He's scheduled to perform at next month's Video Music Awards and he'll likely collaborate with Justin Bieber in the near future.

That sound you hear is teenage girls screaming... and a few Christians groaning.