Jersey Shore Recap: You're a Drunk Skank With No Job

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Last night's Jersey Shore paled in comparison to last week's for the simple fact that the tired act that is Ronnie and Sammi overshadowed everything else.

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    Correct me if I'm wrong but are not these 'women'? 'girls'? whatever they are, bimbos in the making? and what is with the'Situation's (this is a name?!) lip curl? is that supposed to be sexy? atractive. .he looks like he's smelling. .himself. . .
    how deep in the brain dead and talentless dung pile did they have to dig to find these 'people' (and I use the term 'people' lightly, believe me. . .

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    Hi, does anyone know the name of the song that comes on right after Angelina farts and the girls get back to the house? the lyrics are something like "when you wake up in the morning, who do you think i am" or something like that. thanks!

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    they are a bunch of loser and possers who need to get a real life!! fake tans and boobs they are all a bunch of dicks and cunts.. who think they are better than everybody else. the girls are drunks and the guys only think of sticking their little boy pee-pees into other idiot girls. no respect. if they get a sickness only they are to blame. what they are are sad lonely immature twits. they are really sad!!!!

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    you need to stay on your tip top game with your GTL (gym, tan, laundry) to stay FTD (fresh to death) to get the girls DTF (down to fuck) in MIA

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    What a joke last night...JWWOW & Snooki tring to get Angelina to tell (THEIR) friend Sammi about what Ronnie does behind her back.That should come from the 2 retards not Angelina. They are both chicken sh@* to tell her.I thought they were tough girls ...JWWOW looks like a man in drag and Snooki looks LARGE so if Sammi tries something they can use there big bodies to hold her down...HAHAHA. The Situation & Pauly are still my favorite's. Love the show.

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    WGAFFWAOTPDOS! Translation: Who gives a flying f!#* what any of these people do or say!

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    Who are these people and why are they relevant.. next

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    Thanks KC for the acronym translation. :) I knew GTL but the FTD and DTF.. I was coming up empty. Pretty funny now I know. LOL.

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    so did he really cheat on snooki or no. that was not clear, although if it was a joke that was a pretty twisted sense of humor

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    GTL-Gym, Tan, Laundry FTD-Fresh to Death DTF-Down to Fu**




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