Jennifer Aniston: Stealing Brad Pitt Back!

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Angelina Jolie's worst nightmare.

Jennifer Aniston's ultimate revenge.

OK! Magazine's worst cover in .. weeks!

This bogus story (that Us also ran last month) begins with a harrowing night for Jen. On what would have been her 10th wedding anniversary with Brad Pitt, July 29, the actress spoke with Jay Leno before millions of Tonight Show viewers.

What was going through her mind? Her latest movie? The weather? Try a calculated, diabolical scheme to enact vengeance on that B!TCH who stole Brad Pitt from her and reclaim him for herself at long, long last. Mwahahahaha!

Stealing Back Brad!

Ten years after she married him, Jen will reclaim what's hers!

“It was an emotional day for her,” a source says of July 29. “She put on a brave front.” So brave. Little did anyone know what she had up her sleeve.

At 41, Jen looks better than ever, and it’s no accident. Insiders say Jennifer is looking to snare Brad with late-night calls, gifts and private meetings.

The magazine boldly proclaims online: IT’S ANGELINA’S WORST NIGHTMARE! FIND OUT HOW JEN IS PLANNING ON STEALING BRAD BACK!

Not remotely true, but CAPS LOCK really moves magazines apparently. We're just surprised OK! didn't pin the Angelina Jolie drug photos on Jen.

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why do aj fans hate on jen so much? she's so natural and beautiful! she doesn't want Brad, and she's not lonely, she has friends and family to support her, unlike angelina, who has no friends, and that's why she had to go around sleeping with married men until she was finally able to find a guy who would stay with someone as easy as her. jen looks WAY too good for brad! look at that picture, jen had brad when he looked really good like that, not like now that he looks 30 years older then what he is. he needs to be with someone like angelina, because she looks really old too. brad and angelina deserve each other, because they don't deserve to be with good people who also have good morals. plus, angelina looks so much older then jen even though she's years younger then her!

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Brad needs to put his pants back on. Angelina has him eating out of her hands,and he seems so nervous around her. Like hes scared to speak!Jennifer is a match,and hey love is forgivness,and she has every right to put Jolie back in her place. I love Brad Pitt,he's a loving,caring,man. Hey,who wouldn't want to love him? Angelina has him by the balls,and knows it with all the child support. She's beautiful, yet coniving,and extremely controling. He deserves happiness,go with your heart Brad!!!!

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Jen is going to take Brad from Jolie and then dump his ass. To hell with both Brad and Angie.

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What a joke. Jen moved on a long time ago. The idea that she
would want a man like Brad back is just laughable.

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Well "unknown" i bet your not 12 and if you heard those words its not from jen and if you did its because the skank stole jens husband how would you feel?

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Jen she has every right to get what's hers.And that will be Brad Pitt.I thtink they will always have each other no matter who came between them. Jen and Brad will one day they will become a husdband and wife againin the future.They love still love each other as friends as lovesrs.Brad looks lonely unhappy and he worry too much.It's looks looks he is confuse.He is a good father.He try's to do right. Wow honey, when you fell out of the crazy tree, you hit every branch didnt ya?

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nobody wants a cheating husband back unless your the sec of state lol

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Jolee stole nothing from Jen she has it all fame fortune looks and personality that is more than I can say for the whore that slept around with a married man. I enjoy reading the bull shit but Jen is not waiting around for Brad his family is waiting around for him to come to his senses and go with a real woman not one that likes all her leading men.

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Jen she has every right to get what's hers.And that will be Brad Pitt.I thtink they will always have each other no matter who came between them. Jen and Brad will one day they will become a husdband and wife againin the future.They love still love each other as friends as lovesrs.Brad looks lonely unhappy and he worry too much.It's looks looks he is confuse.He is a good father.He try's to do right.

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Whats with all the Jen hating. She is a confident, good looking lady with a fortune in the bank and a great group of friends. Let her get on with her life and move on. Her face sells magazines by the bucket load, thats why they enjoy putting her picture on the covers with ridiculous stories. Money is the force that drives these magazines - not true fact6.

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston