Where can't script reading and vehicular manslaughter take you these days?
According to Perez Hilton, both Audrina Patridge from The Hills and former singer turned reality star Brandy have signed on for Dancing With The Stars.
The official announcement is scheduled for next Monday during Bachelor Pad.
The Bachelorette stars Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez are both rumored to be among the cast members for the coming season as well, but we'll see.
Also reportedly being considered? Cheryl Cole, Teresa Giudice and ... wait for it ... Vienna Girardi. Never doubt ABC's ability to recycle its reality stars.
The Hills are no longer alive ... but DWTS hopes are!
Audrina Patridge being cast wouldn't shock us at all. She's got nothing else going on these days and will look good in all the costumes, if nothing else.
Brandy, though? Really? The producers were close to getting this one right, but got their signals crossed and should have tapped her sibling instead:
Ray to the J.