Just when you thought Michaele and Tareq Salahi couldn't sink any lower...
The attention-starved couple - best known for crashing a White House party in November 2008 and now featured on The Real Housewives of D.C. - hosted their own premiere party for their Bravo series last week.
At the time, The New York Post quotes Michaele as explaining the event "is for the troops. My dad was a part of the US Army. We wouldn't be here without the troops."
Allegedly, guests were told proceeds from the Salahis' party would go to the charity Honor & Remember, whose site states it "recognizes all military lives lost in defense of our national freedoms. However, a representative of that organization says it didn't receive a penny.
Tickets for the bash cost between $25 and $500. Honor & Remember sources say their charity was promised 40 percent of the profits... and then told there actually weren't any at the end of the evening.
Replied a rep for the world's most pathetic couple: "This was not a Salahi event. They were not privy to the operational and management aspects of this event, nor were they compensated for their appearance."
Replied the rest of the world: YOU TWO SUCK!