We feel dirty even writing about this likely contrived rumor.
But the latest issue of Star magazine forces us to do so, as it claims Miley Cyrus is looking to change up her image even more.
Already strutting around on stage in skimpy outfits and pretending to make out with back-up dancers, "Miley is intent on getting a boob job," the tabloid reports. "She's insisting her parents sign the consent forms, which is required since she is still 17."
The publication's sources say Cyrus wants a bust size equal to that of Holly Madison, who walks around with 36Ds falling out of her shirt.
A Holly-ble Thought (and Pun): Does Miley really wants to match chest sizes with Madison?!?
A year ago, we'd have dismissed this report as pure nonsense. But Miley has since made it very clear that she's intent on ditching her wholesome, Disney image.
Breast enhancement surgery would help accomplish that goal, but would it make her the role model she wants to be? And would her parents ever agree to such a procedure?
In a few months, they won't have to. Miley turns 18 on November 23. How scary is that thought?!?