Lindsay Lohan may want to spend the full 90 days in jail after reading this. We'd be embarrassed to be seen in public if we were related to this lowlife.
The fact that he's Lindsay's dad does explain a lot about her, if you think about it. But that's a separate issue. Back to the R-rated lecture at hand ...
On top of allegedly harassing and attacking fiancee Kate Major, Michael Lohan is allegedly attempting to sell nude photos of her to the highest bidder.
A photo taken in April shows Kate in bed with her breast exposed and her eyes closed. She's wearing nothing but her engagement ring from Michael.
When Kate Major found out about Michael's intentions, she gave the following statement: "Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father."
"He took these pictures of me without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O'Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them."
Michael, of course, responded in kind.
"She has no money, no job and she's been living off of me for the last eight months. If she doesn't stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others."
"I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major."
LOL. No you don't, Mike. This is all you do, sponge off others for attention. How many times have you been in jail, Mr. High and Mighty? Just asking.
Just to recap, Kate Major used to be Lindsay's assistant, then became a writer for Star magazine, then quit her job to date Jon Gosselin, then got engaged to Michael, then accused him of beating her up and threatening to kill her.