Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review.
Some of the top stories we covered this past week ...
- Mel Gibson tapes and text messages continue to leak online, and accusations against him keep piling up. Oksana Grigorieva says he attacked her, their daughter, and her son. He denies this and says she's guilty of extortion.
- Lindsay Lohan finally met a person who wouldn't enable her or accept her BS excuses iin Judge Marsha Revel. The actress was thrown in jail for violating probation. Despite cohabitating with killers, she's handling it well.
- Meanwhile, Linds' idiot dad Michael is accused of beating and threatening to kill Kate Major, his fiancee of several months. We suspect the engagement's off.
- Kristina Hagan became the latest woman involved in a sex scandal with David Boreanaz. That guy will be nearing Tiger Woods/Jesse James territory soon.
- Speaking of sexual harassment allegations, two new accusers say that Al Gore made unwanted advances during massages he paid for. Dude has a type?
These two should get together and swap stories.
- Kendall Jenner modeling pics are kinda creeping us out. Why? She's 14. 14!
- In other age-inappropriate news, see everything Taylor Momsen does/wears.
- Oh, and of course there's Miley Cyrus, she of the edgy, mature new roles.
- Bristol and Levi are still engaged. His sis Mercede Johnston is mostly happy.
- Color Me Badd is still around. A singer the group was also arrested recently.
- Bethany Benz has gone from For the Love of Ray J to ... a different career.
- Paris Hilton was busted for weed for the second time in as many nations.
- The Real Housewives of N.J. star Teresa Guidice might really go to jail.
- Justin Bieber is visiting a crime scene of his own ... as a CSI guest star.
- Jake Pavelka is no fan of Vienna Girardi. Or two-year phone contracts.
- Just when we thought Britney Spears had pulled it together ... no.
These three need to form an inappropriate underage girl group.
- Another week, another View controversy. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is told to suck it by Kathy Griffin after trading ahrsh criticisms with the comic.
- Famed mistress Rachel Uchitel is checking into Celebrity Rehab, allegedly for Ambien addiction. She used to pop the pills with Tiger Woods.
- The Bachelorette drama reached new heights when Frank Neuschaefer, one of the final three, turned the tables and dumped Ali Fedotowsky.
- Couples: Janet Jackson is dating Wissam Al Mana; Taylor Swift may be with Toby Hemingway; Did Prince William cheat on Kate Middleton?
- Wedding Bells: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Kerrbloom! Congratulations!