Tammy Lynn Michaels Aims Semi-Coherent Poem at Melissa Etheridge

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First, Tammy Lynn Michaels was "blindsided" by her break-up with Melissa Etheridge.

Then, she was denied $25,000 in court this week to help her cover the legal fees of their split and upcoming custody battle.

Melissa Etheridge, Tammy Lynn Michaels Picture

Now, the scorned mother of two has penned a poem on her official website. It's titled ulcers to gallbladder to pancreas to liver and then...? and, well, here it is:

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollar
need some help
need some honesty
need some real
call 'er
no answer


gallbladder
pancreas
liver
ulcers
MRIs
ultrasounds
gotta get it done
on pennies now?
somethings going on

gotta get a job
with barf bag in hand?
and leave my twins with who?
and with what babysitting money?

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollar

this too shall pass
cuz i believe in miracles
and
miracles look like rainbows.

oh. and we have to be out of our rental in 45 days.
man, i love a challenge.

It's unclear what rhyme scheme this is in, but it's apparent Michaels is suffering. Please give her some money, Melissa. At least to save us the pain of reading more of these missives.

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MELISSA IS SO DAMN IRRISPONSIBLE MOTHER,WHO THE HELL SHE THINK SHE IS ?MESSING WITH WOMEN LIKE ,WHOS NEXT LINDA?SHE BETTER NOT GET PRGNT CZ SHE WILL DUMP HER LIKE RUBISH.TAMMY SHULD JUST HANG IN THERE AND GET A STABLE JOB FOR HER AND HER KIDS & GET THIS LOOSER OUT OF THE WAY.BY THE TAMMY IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ,I JUST WISH SHE WAS MINE WHOOOO,MELISSA DIDNT REALISE HOW LUCKY SHE WAS TO HAVE TAMMY THROGHOUT EVERYTHING HAPPENED 2 HER LIFE, MELISSA SHLD BETTER GET THIS 1 RIGHT WITH LINDA CZ SHE WILL NEVER EVER FIND SOMEONE ELSE

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im a fan of tammy and melissa but melissa is being such a big jerk just realise what if it was melissa who got pregnant with the twins and she's the one who does'nt have a job because she is a full time housewife. file for divorce that's fine but to not take care of your kids WTF!

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i love tammy and for melissa etheridge shame on you girl how can you be so selfish? if u didnt want to take care of a family you shouldnt have gotten married and had kids you shoulda just fooled around with ho's instead

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this happens a lot to couples gay or not when they file for divorce suddenly they dont give a shit to each other anymore and i totally feel bad for tammy shes now living as a single mom who doesnt have a stable job im sure she wants to work again in hollywood but with the twins who are not even in pre school how can she do it? its only fair for melissa that she gives her soon to be ex-wife and twins some financial support every month because thats her responsibility as the second parent of the twins i hope melissa will step up and stop neglecting her responsiblity

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Tammy. I will help. I will watch your babies. I feel for you. Been thru this before. You will be ok. We love you and care about you sooo much. Want to talk to you. And for those who don't like what you read, don't read. It's that simple.