The nickname itself doesn't exactly imply a lot of activity going on upstairs, if you get what we are talking about, and Nicole Polizzi's general behavior over the past eight months or so confirms she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
This surpasses even our loftiest expectations for her stupidity, however.
Word on the street is that the Jersey Shore star accidentally Tweeted her BlackBerry PIN. Snooki has 314,171 followers. You can probably see where this is going.
The ensuing wave of messages rendered her BlackBerry useless.
NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter. Even if you really want us to Tweet about your BlackBerry PIN for some reason, we don't have nearly that many followers.