Report: Hank Baskett Loves Strippers!!!

We hope you're sitting down, readers. This is a shocking report.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Hank Baskett - a professional athlete who married a Playboy centerfold with fake breasts - enjoys going to strip clubs. We'll give you a moment to let this news sink in...

Sources say that Baskett has visited at least two strip clubs since learning about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape this spring. Yes, folks, two! A friend named Carl Miller says he accompanied the receiver to Rick's Cabaret in Houston on November 28 and also to the King of Diamonds Gentleman's Club in Miami in February.

"Hank went to the private VIP room with two girls," Miller told the tabloid. "Everyone knows what goes on in those rooms - I don't need to spell out what happened."

Not if you wanna avoid a lawsuit for defamation, no.

The trashy magazine also claims to have spoken to an actual dancer at the Miami joint, some woman named Dolce who said:

"It was real insane. There were like 400 girls up in here. And Hank was here for sure... what do you think is going to happen? It's not supposed to happen up in here, but that's what private VIP rooms are for."

(Note to THG interns: book us one of these VIP rooms, stat!)

In closing, Miller says of his supposed pal: "Hank loves strippers and strip clubs. And he doesn't see anything wrong with it."

Gasp! That makes Hank Baskett just like approximately 67 million other men.