She's been in Celebrity Rehab less than a week, and Rachel Uchitel has already licked her addiction to prescription drugs ... yup, Dr. Drew is just that good!
Actually, she was never was addicted in the first place.
That's the rumor stemming from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where sources close to the production say she never really had a pill-popping problem.
It was reported earlier in the week that she was hooked on Ambien - a sleep aid she'd used during feverish sex romps with Tiger Woods, incidentally.
Who knew sleeping with married stars was a treatable ailment?
There's no addiction to it, though, apparently.
Instead, Rachel is getting "genuine treatment for emotional issues." Gee, wonder what those might consist of ... Drew's gonna have his hands full!
A source notes that Rachel Uchitel is "taking it seriously, and getting as much out of this as the cast members who are dealing with drugs or booze."
We wish her the best, and wish Dr. Drew luck. We would recommend he take away her Blackberry, though. That can only lead to crazy sex calls.
Or needy text messages to David Boreanaz.